On the Couch with AutoCannibal

SF21-AutocannibalWho is AutoCannibal?
AutoCannibal is a former newsreader, a canary for the times and the blood thirsty survivor of a dystopian social collapse that seems ever more imminent.

What would you do differently from what you do now?
Use more salt and oil while cooking. Humans can be turn out quite stringy when they’re afraid.

Who inspires you and why?
Hannibal Lecter – it’s always a pleasure to meet a great conversationalist.

What would you do to make a difference in the world?
Feed the rich to the hungry!

Favourite holiday destination and why?
Gold Coast for the beefy beachside buffet.

When friends come to town, what attraction would you take them to,and why?
I always enjoy having a couple of friends for dinner.

What are you currently reading?
Homo Deus by Yuval Noah Harari. Surprisingly few recipes though…

What are you currently listening to?
Smooth FM

Happiness is?
A warm human heart.

What does the future hold for you?
A lot of time for self reflection!


Provocateur Mitch Jones (aka Captain Ruin) imagines our dystopian future in AutoCannibal – which will be presented at Carriageworks as part of the 2021 Sydney Festival: 13 – 17 January. For more information, visit: www.sydneyfestival.org.au for details.

Image: AutoCannibal – courtesy of Mitch Jones