Who is Nikki Osborne?
I dunno. Some tart.
What would you do differently to what you do now?
Make more money. Don’t get me wrong, I love my job but I also love vintage scotch soooo… yeah!
Who inspires you and why?
Katherine Ryan is a comedic genius and the fact she’s Canadian makes her an even greater miracle.
What would you do to make a difference in the world?
Delete Facebook.
Favourite holiday destination and why?
Europe. I love Europe because it’s so far away from my laundry pile.
When friends come to town, what attraction would you take then to, and why?
I’d take them to the Red Hill wineries. Then I’d take them out on my little boat and drag them around on tow donuts.
What are you currently reading?
This questionnaire.
What are you currently listening to?
Dan TDM – some youtuber my son is playing on his PlayStation.
Happiness is?
Only one scotch away!
What does the future hold for you?
Dunno, ask Jesus. Only kidding he’s a disciple not an astrologer. I’ll check my horoscope and come back to you.
Nikki stars in Bad Barbie – playing at the European Bier Cafe as part of the 2019 Melbourne International Comedy Festival: 16 – 21 April. For more information, visit: www.comedyfestival.com.au for details.
Image: Nikki Osborne (supplied)